Darling Fascist Bullyboy.

Come And Get It Like A Bitch Funky Sex Machine.

1 July
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Someone leave me a trail consisting of Misha Collins, Michael Sheen and/or Jennifer Tilly and I will follow like a clingy poodle :D Bonus points if Clancy Brown is there to greet me, holding grapes and preaching about something-I-don't-know-what. As long as he is speaking.

Rose. 20. I can't abide hot weather. I plan my life around episodes of Doctor Who/Supernatural/*insert series of choice*. I play the ukulele and the kazoo when I am happy. I have a really unhealthy obsession with both Lucius Malfoy and Haldir of Lorien. I can't cook. I want Marco Pierre White to be the one to teach me to cook. I would not learn much. I love Romanticism but despise William Wordsworth. I read quite a lot. I hold Dorian Gray at the top of my fantasy list. I want Stephen Fry to be Prime Minister and Brian Blessed to be the new voice of Britain. I read quite a lot of slash fiction. I think John Waters is a genius. I would give anything to be Frank Oz's padawan learner. I wish I had been born 150 years ago. I would do anything the Kurgan/Clancy Brown in any role asked me to. I have a puppet menagerie. I procrastinate like a fiend. I hate politics. I dislike bad grammar. I love musical theatre. I adore deep rumbley voices. I worship the ground Eugene Hutz walks on. I am slightly snobby on occasion. I am embarrassingly fangirly about Torchwood, Lord of the Rings and others. I like to pretend.

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